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Posted on 2018-05-03 07:11:58 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)    (Report as spam)
Giffany: Do you want to carry my books?
Me: Ummm, no.
Giffany: *pout*
Me: *joking* Do you want to carry my child? Haha..
Giffany: YES!! YES!!! YES I DO!!!!
Me: wha-
Giffany: Do you want to carry the diaper bag, sweety?
Me: *whimpering* What have I done? What have I gotten myself into?
Giffany: Haha, you've obviously gotten yourself into me, silly. Haha haha ha!
Me: Oh dear God.

10 years of children, which ever comes first, usually Giffany *said with pride*

Me: Totally worth it.
Giffany: YAY!
Me: ...probably.
Giffany: What did you just say!
Me: Oh ummm. Probe Bill Lee. Yeah that's what I said.
Giffany: Who's Bill Lee?
Me: Oh uhh. Some guy on tv who said he was once abducted by aliens.
Giffany: Oh, that... nice...

Later *joking*
Me: So sweety? Who abducted Bill Lee?
Giffany: *seriously and monotoned* "I'm not saying it was aliens... But it was aliens."

Boy1: Mom! Dad! Jpeg's trying to touch me, there, again.
Me: Uhhh! This again! Browser, your sister just wants to have sex with you! Again. Yes, we know about that one time at hand cam-
Boy1: UHHHH!! This family is so FUCKED UP!!!!!
Me: *ignoring him* Yes, yes, to duck your sister up her cabin-

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We're sorry for the interruption, but we seem to be experiencing some minor technical difficulties at the moment. Please stay by.

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Me: Well, that all went way too far. Though I'm pretty sure I could have taken it even further, maybe next ti-

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Me: Ah, screw you!






Me: ...much further!!

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